Friday, June 08, 2007
This is for real, ya'll
Our back porch has been taken over by bees, tens of thousands of them. Now, this puts a whole new spin on "Ya'll are driving me crazy, go out and play".
I contacted a beekeeper yesterday who will remove the bees for me, for oh, $100-$400. So for now, this is their home. She did tell me that they may pack up and leave at any moment.
I keep hearing that supposedly there is a bee shortage and that somehow this is going to cause the world as we know it to end. So, world, here you are. You can have my bees, every last buzzing one of them! Just make sure you have them out of my yard by 5:00 today.