What???

So I'm loading the dishwasher after dinner tonight and Ella(5) starts yelling:

"MOMMEEE!!! Piper put her hands in the toliet and picked up some poo poo!"

I nearly drop the plate I'm holding and run (ok, walk briskly) to the scene. Just as I think I might be ill, Hunter(7) yells from upstairs:

"OH, that's not poo poo, that's my dessert!"

WHAT???

Like it's an everyday occurance, "I put my chocolate in the potty, that's all."

Call me crazy, but something about this conversation strikes me as odd, I just haven't figured out which part yet.